About us

Perseus Zeus:

In real life, Perseus has boobies.  In school, Perseus was known an utter swot – which was quite before being nerdy was in vogue.  While active in Model United Nations, Perseus believed she could solve all the world’s problems with a very cleverly written binding resolution and a grand releasing of peace doves.  Now, she is far less certain, though the doves would be a nice touch.  Perseus volunteered to serve in the military and thinks that more people ought to be encouraged to do the same.  She believes it is a wonderful life experience, a civic obligation, and an excellent way to give back. 

For funsies Perseus likes to go to the movies.

Sea Monster:

In real life, the Sea Monster is far less tentacle-ly than one would imagine.  Although, owing to a restrictive diet, he is quite grumpy and stompy and growly.  One of the Sea Monster's favorite life accomplishments was winning a 'best scar competition' at the Snow Bunny Ski Lodge.  On particular occasions, he likes to wear cable knit sweaters, tip a neat glass of scotch and when prompted, sing.  The Sea Monster was drafted to serve in the military and believes all bastards should be forced to do the same. 

For funsies the Sea Monster likes to ruin the ending of movies.

Perseus and the Sea Monster are married happily ever after…