Take that, suckers! Your post office has immunity.

In East Cleveland, Ohio, their letter carriers don’t just deliver the mail, they own the city. When sent citations for multiple speeding in school zone infractions, running red lights, and illegal parking, the Post Office’s lawyers responded by saying, ‘Bitch, we don’t owe you nothing.  We got this town.’ 
Actually, what they said was, “…the Postal Service enjoys federal immunity from state and local regulation.”  

Did you hear that?  Immunity.  And you thought only diplomats had it so good.
Reading letters between lawyers is rarely this entertaining.