Stinky diaper case cracked

Furthering our belief that there isn’t anything duct tape cannot do, we humbly submit duct tape diapers as evidence.  And if your first reaction was, ‘someone would have to be on drugs to make a diaper out of duct tape,’ you would be correct.  +4 points to you, my friend.  

Two women, tried to smuggle 6 ½ kilos of cocaine from the Dominica Republic through JFK airport in duct tape diapers, but came to the attention of drug sniffing dogs.

We’re all behind the fine officers who got to the bottom of this case.

This leads headlines?

This leads headlines?  Ye gads there’s F-all news today.  Either the world is as dull as dishwater or reporters couldn’t spin real news into headline grabbing made-for-masses stories.  I fear the rest of the week will be full of Kardashians.  *shudders*