Beyonce...

Beyonce, let's talk about your halftime show for a moment.  What the crap was that?  We all know your life has taken on new meaning since Blue Ivy Carter was born, but we did not need a dramatic reenactment of the birth.

Place your bets now

Teddy Bear has predicted his winner!  And who could argue with the prognosticative powers of this adorable Erethizon dorsatum?

Oh but wait?  What’s this? Young Canis lupus familiaris  upstarts!

Well, I suppose that clinches it.  Cute animals could never be wrong.  I shall bet my cream soda money forthwith.